1. We go down great but we fake it better.

2. Maybe if we fake it they won't notice.

3. We faked it well, they couldn't tell.

4. I need my strap on.

5. Something has gone horribly wrong.

6. Let's start right from the giddyup.

7. I left the bag of ice in the back seat, it will be ok right? (during band camp in August)

8. And now we see the north American jazz gazelle in their natural habitat.

9. Oh yeah the drill writer can suck it.

10. Does someone have something against flags 1 and 2?

11. Umm I think I just broke my finger.

12. I look like a clown

13. What do you have against the rifles?

14. Hey we look like soldiers. Yeah soldiers in pajamas.

15. I'm a virgin to tossing. So be gentle it is my first time.

16. Jennifer Burkle is a slut nazi.

17. MORE MAKEUP!!!

18. Mike the Mellophone! Hey, I never knew he had a last name.